elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via booksexual)


nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

(via tyleroakley)


thehuglife:

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

(via thefuuuucomics)



hamm1babe:

sassmaster-arjay:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

Buy me all of them

I NEED SEMI-SWEET

(via satan-official)



earthboundricochet:

say it with me now

emotional

abuse

is

still

abuse

do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual

just don’t

This counts for abusive partners and abusive “friends” too.

(via jmartin423)


lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

(via after-obsessions)


captainlucifer:

in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”

(via booksexual)


tatiana-knight:

x90dontmesswithme38x:

bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it

this hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.

(via cardigan--queen)


The violin section is divided in to the First Violins, who have the trickier parts to play, and the Second Violins, who are more fun at parties

Lemony Snicket

from “The Composer is Dead”

(via lemonysmiley)

(via gnatbug07)



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