someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT
AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????
YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?
I was driving down the road and some lady blew her stop sign and I almost crashed right into her and the literal moment I was slamming on the brake my freakin phone starts ringing
my rinGTONE IS STAYIN’ ALIVE
I COULD HAVE DIED AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE LAST THING I HEARD